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PSA To Every Single Student at Our School

Made by Drew Comer

Made by Drew Comer

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Y’all, I’m angry. Literally none of you little Mavericks are spared in this piece, and the fact that this has not been brought up through any medium of school publication is beyond me.

When we were all little children, hopefully your parents or guardians taught you how to use a toilet. If they didn’t, well sis, you have issues. Now that we are all anywhere from 14-18, we should know how to use them properly, correct? I guess not, considering the way some of y’all use the bathroom at our school.

I do not want to walk into the bathrooms at school and be greeted by un-flushed toilets, “matter” all over the floor and toilet seats, and clogged/flooded stalls. WE ARE ALL TEENAGERS, AND SOME ADULTS, USING A TOILET IS NOT TRIVIAL OR DIFFICULT! I went to Cheyenne High School my freshman year, and those bathrooms were absolutely disgusting. You guys are giving them a run for their money.

So, as I write this small snippet to be posted to all of y’all, I would like to make it clear: Do not be absolutely disgusting. You act primal. I would like to use the bathroom without having to deep clean the entire stall to be barely usable. This is also not the janitor’s job to clean up your lazy, disgusting, horrific mess.

I have been known to write satire and highly opinionated pieces on Maverick Pulse, but this is beyond that. This is a full on “I’m telling you to fix this or else” piece. If every single bathroom in the school was closed off for a couple of weeks, you might appreciate them more, and the poor janitors who have to clean that mess up. Thanks, you all are disgusting.

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